Fuuuuuuuuuuuck YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU





friends: why are you single?
me: have you seen my face?


dapplesgreyspintosbays:

stay balanced. 

dapplesgreyspintosbays:

stay balanced. 

(via paintobsessed)





chootemliveaction:

I ALWAYS do this when I’m wearing my boots.

chootemliveaction:

I ALWAYS do this when I’m wearing my boots.

(via hellyeahshescountry)


The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any idiot stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.


(via texascowgirl)


feeling incredibly unwanted. fml